Magnums

I went to Dominick's today, and got the checker who's a middle-aged woman who tells you all her personal/medical problems, and will also look at all your purchases and ask you if you've ever tried them before--and if you have--asks you if they are any good.....

http://spaputzstories.blogspot.com/2013/03/checkers.html

I needed Lean Cuisines (easy for lunch at work) and yogurt (calcium is important). And I wanted ice cream (because it's my favorite food). I looked through my digital coupons and had one for Magnum ice cream bars. So a box of double caramel was also added to my cart.

Checker: (looking at the ice cream) I've never had this kind before. I've only had the dark chocolate, and that was pretty good. I bought it because I used to watch Magnum P.I. and thought it was pretty cool to find out all these years later that he was named after ice cream, because these (pointing to the box) are called Magnum too. Like Magnum P.I. (laughing to herself) Named after ice cream! (still laughing to herself)

Huh??

Me: ....Oh......well......I've tried most of the flavors and I think they are all pretty good.

Checker: (starting to get angry and/or offended because I didn't share her intense love of dark chocolate and Magnum P.I.) I know they have other flavors. I've just never tried them before. Caramel, mint, white, almond. I don't know what else though. Because I've ONLY had dark chocolate!

Me: Those are pretty good too. But I switch it up depending on my mood.

Checker: No. NO! I have NEVER tried ANYTHING other than the dark chocolate! That's what I liked because of Magnum P.I. so I won't try any of the other flavors! And that one was pretty good! And I really like that show!

Huh???