Ohhhh....She Thinks She's a Witch.....

First, if you didn't read my last blog, Theories, you might be lost reading this one. Or at least you'll have missed the great back story of this girl, A.

http://spaputzstories.blogspot.com/2015/05/theories.html

Second, most of you are probably not aware of something that I often say, that a friend pointed out to me, that has now become a joke. And as it turns out, Urban Dictionary is totally aware of it:

Ohhhh

1. Used when a situation or comment is made of an awkward nature to which you have no other response for.
2. Can also be used when one is indifferent to a comment another person makes, or simply does not care.
**IMPORTANT**
Starts out deeper in tone and progresses to a higher pitch.

So now that you're up to speed....this happened today:

Me (this actually did happen, but I was *sort* of joking about the explanation for it): So I think my hotel room is haunted. The radio turned on this morning while I was sleeping. (P.S. I like triple checked....it wasn't the alarm).

A: What time?

Me: 4:55.

A: Do you know anyone that was born on 4/5? Or April 1955? Or does the number 14 mean anything to you? Or 6? Or is today someones birthday? Or do you know anyone born at 4:55?

Me: No.

A: Well that's weird that none of the numerology adds up. Did the song mean anything to you, or remind you of someone?

Me: No.

A: Well, you better be really careful. Because if a spirit has attached itself to you, that could be bad.

Me: Yeah. I don't think it's anything to be worried about.

A: Well that's how they get you though. The first step to possession is earning trust.

Me: Ohhhh.

A: Did I tell you what happened the first night in my new apartment?

Me: No.

A: I turned out the light, and felt like someone was behind me. I turned around and there was a woman who was really burned. And she jumped towards me like she was going to attack. I turned the lights on and she was gone. I haven't seen her since, but I think she's here for my daughter, R.

Me: Ohhhh.

A: Awhile ago, like before R was born, I had to perform a Blood Magic ritual; it's a Wiccan thing. And I performed this Blood Magic ritual to end a bad relationship that my mom was in. But in exchange, I had to give up my first born child, as long as it was a girl.

Me: Ohhhh.  (I didn't ask how the Magic made the bad relationship end; I didn't want to learn it was a fiery car accident or something awful).

A: And I had 3 miscarriages, but they were all boys. R was my first girl, and I think it was the spirits causing my miscarriages to make sure they would get me to have a girl, so I could make good on my end of the deal, you know?

Me: Ohhhh. Yeah.

A: And ever since we moved into this apartment, R has been talking and yelling in her sleep, like, "No. Get away from me. Leave me alone." So I think it's this burned woman showing herself to R in her dreams like as a forewarning of what's to come for her.

Me: Ohhhh.

A: I mean, as part of the deal, I get to keep R until she's either 16 or 18, you know, depending on what They need from her at the time....like.....when she'd be more valuable to Them.

Me: Ohhhh.

A: So I need to get her baptised pretty soon. Maybe that will help. But I need to do it soon because I can already tell she's being evil. Like, not terrible two's. But like actually evil. Like, she knows that things she does upset or hurt people but she does it anyway. I can see she struggles with it, like she doesn't understand what's possessing her to act that way. But I think it's definitely from the deal I made.

Me: Ohhhh.