If you haven't read my blog post Maintenance Issues, it would be relevant for you to take a few minutes to do so before proceeding....
http://spaputzstories.blogspot.com/2011/11/maintenance-issues.html
So we have a new girl on our team who sits next to the fingernail clipper. And the clippers came out this morning. About 20 seconds into the cutting, the new girl asked:
NG: What are you doing over there??
Clippy: Cutting my nails.
NG: What?!
(I think she meant "What?!" as in "WTF?! Why would you be doing that here?!" But he interpreted her response as "What did you say? I didn't hear your answer.") So he repeated...
C: Cutting my nails.
NG: Why would you do that here?!?!
C: It's hard to work with long nails.
NG: You should do that at home!!!
C: There is no time at home.
NG: HR sent out an email about that one time!!!
http://spaputzstories.blogspot.com/2012/02/office-policy.html
NG: You can't be doing that here!!! It disturbs me!!!
C: Well they don't know that I have no time at home.
I wonder if HR would confiscate his clippers if I reported him....
Probably not. He's a man. Sorry you good guys out there! They'll keep him & promote him. Lauren?
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